Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Randomize
