i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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