i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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