I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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