May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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