I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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