He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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