Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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