You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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