Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Buhtt sex?

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(806): View more from Texas

How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.

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(519): View more from Ontario

duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.

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(417): View more from Missouri

Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.

(573): View more from Missouri

Jealous.

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(503): View more from Oregon

since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either

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(718): View more from New York

I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!

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(573): View more from Missouri

Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.

(573): View more from Missouri

ANTI-GAME

(636): View more from Missouri

I am so proud to call you my friend

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