The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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