Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
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