he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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