It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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