He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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