i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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