I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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