That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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