He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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