walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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