drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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