his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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