so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Floor bacon is actually really good
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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