Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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