YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
