You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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