i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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