my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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