all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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