ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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