if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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