Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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