if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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