You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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