We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Banned from zoo.
Again?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize
