I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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