My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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