You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
You're like the curious george of whores
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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