i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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