So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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