I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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