At least make sure they are 18
Why
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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