Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Randomize
