so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Someone came in the potted fern
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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