"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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