I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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