Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Small penises have feelings too.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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