Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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