normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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