I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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