it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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