come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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