The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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