Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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